Ravings of a Madwoman


let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

Dash did a thing! glamcockalypse brendonsmall

Dash did a thing!
glamcockalypse brendonsmall


Okay, my fellow swing dancers and jazz enthusiasts - I need help finding a particular version of Bei Mir Bist Du Shein/Schoen. I know for a fact that it is not the Ella Fitzgerald, Andrews Sisters, Swing Ninjas, Girls From Mars, The Blue Vipers of Brooklyn, Tin Pan, Leo…

The only other good modern recording is this http://youtu.be/3FeN5VZ4d7Uby the pupini sisters.





"Who’s your favorite Harry Potter character?"

"Um, obviously it’s Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. Fucking preps."

It’s Enoby. It’s Celtic.

And she’s not related to Gerard Way, even though he’s a fucking…


These Vulcan family feuds are intense.


These Vulcan family feuds are intense.



go to ur hairdresser and ask for this

#ill bee catching all the honeys looking like this


Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 



Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 


it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why



Of course your life didn’t turn out how you wanted. I can’t even get D&D campaigns to turn out the way I wanted, and I’m in charge of that universe, and it’s for the exact same reason: other bloody people.

But they do make it a lot more fun.


The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via theoutsiders)